Star Trek Quotes

Star Trek Quotes


TOS — Second Series

Spock: I fail to comprehend your indignation, sir. I have simply made the logical deduction that you are a liar.

Capt. Kirk: Spock, the women on your planet are logical. No other planet in the galaxy can make that claim.

McCoy: Medical men are trained in logic.
Spock: Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error.

Dr. McCoy: You listen to me, you pointed-eared Vulcan.
Spock: [grabbing McCoy] I don’t like that. I don’t think I ever did and now I’m sure!

Chekov: Scotch was invented by a little old lady from Leningrad.

McCoy: Once, just once, I’d like to be able to land someplace and say “Behold, I am the Archangel Gabriel.”
Spock: I fail to see the humor in that situation, Doctor.
McCoy: Naturally. You could hardly claim to be an angel with those pointed ears, Mr. Spock. But say you landed someplace with a pitchfork….

Scotty: On Earth, we have a saying: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
Chekov: I know this saying. It was invented in Russia.

Capt. Kirk: Well, this is an Enterprise first! Dr McCoy, Mr Spock and Engineer Scott find themselves in complete agreement! Can I stand the strain?